One of the many things to love about Indian sweets are the boxes:

Egg, rocket, tomato pita wrap, and mushroom panini. This is lunch.

Roasted butternut squash, green apple & zucchini over chick-pea & corn couscous. This is dinner.

Fried noodles with eggs, sausage & asparagus. This is lunch.

Spaghetti pomodoro with mushrooms & Pecorino Romano. this is lunch.

Not a pile of construction junk. Located in a gallery that redefines the term "pretentious windbag magnet"

So far Rahul Roy isn't so much a were-tiger as a total dick. #Junoon

Sadly, I can fully believe that Rahul Roy was the Robert Pattinson of early 90s India.

The medically-approved position of absolutely anybody in an early 1990s Hindi movie song.

The medically-approved position to hold a patient who's getting a rump shot. #Junoon

It finally dawns on Rahul Roy that he can't act. #Junoon

FACT: Between 1982 and 1995 Rakesh Bedi was never not wearing a banyaan & lungi. #Junoon

Tom Alter strikes his best "I'm Tom Alter, bitch" pose. Because he is Tom Alter.

Revival by Tiger Spirit was was very popular in the early 90s, I hear.

Man on the right is a forest ranger. Smoking. In a hospital. Oh, Mahesh Bhatt, you rascal you.

And that's the end of Mr. Mullet Exposition.

I miss the days when this was a legitimate credit on a Hindi movie.

Surely these are pseudonyms.

I think I may actually end up watching this movie. Because, hell, why not.

I'm guessing they really liked the tiger.