Looks like ideal weather for a splash park birthday party.

Making a getaway. Don't let their innocent smiles fool you.

I received a +K in Opening Boxes from Sharpie! It's only slightly better than @BusyDadBlog's +K in White People.

Where in the world?

@jaredleto I could lie and say I'm looking at my boobs, but instead

Ride with Zapata @allisonzapata

Free limo to the airport? Don't mind if I do, thanks to @cloudflare. #blogher11

Holy @AmazingGreis swag, Batman! #blogher11

Cheering on @daisyJD as a #knorr4! She will WIN. #blogher11

I fell asleep with @Nanette on a #tempurpedic at #blogher11 (Please disregard my butt.)

I met the #brawnyman! @brawny_towels

This is what @HeatherBarmore looks like when she reads @LifesCrazyJoke's pads vs. waterparks post.

Seriously geeking out at Hot Wheels #walltracks with @BackpackingDad #blogher11

Ready for the #CleverRockStar party! Awww yeah... #BlogHer11

The highly random mix of me, @kimt205, @TwentyFour, @ellemmes, & @Neilochka having beers on the bay. #BlogHer11

Thank GOT this flight has DirecTV because I'm sitting next to a man with a blankie.

#NKOTBSB2M? Oh hell yes, it's BOYS II MEN!

I'll be loving @AmazingGreis forrrevveerrrr... *sung in falsetto* #NKOTBSB

I swear the teacher from Glee is down there singing. #NKOTBSB

This baby keeps pulling out her pacifier. You want this paci, you little punk.