Hanging with Jorma, the sexiest third of @thelonelyisland.

NO!! I'm taking YOUR picture!!

I'm still not sure... is this my keyboard player, or Pat Smear?

Madhouse!

.@kathygriffin is here - NOW it's a party.

Great reception party here at the Grammys. They just brought out the candied cigarette butts – my favorite!

Can’t believe I just met Skrillex!

What's YOUR favorite tobacco drink? Mine's a nicotini!

Hmmm... get my diamond-studded Vaseline jar refilled, or just toss it and get a new one? #TweetsFromTheOnePercent

Oh, thank goodness. Now I don’t have to use that pork floss anymore.

Decided to do my Valentine’s Day shopping early this year.

Yeah. DOG toys.

Finally decided what I’m wearing to the Grammys.

“Hey, come on, @IamDonCheadle, I would be GREAT in Ocean’s 14!” #HouseOfLiesPremiere

Look, buddy, this does NOT BELONG to you, okay??

Teenage Me and Present-Day Me were both insanely happy to spend New Year’s Eve with these guys.

Still learning how to make brownies.

Best Christmas Ever.

A couple behind-the-scenes pics from the “Polka Face” music video:

Freudian Frozen Food