Just had some work done on my eyes.

We’re All Bozos in this Trattoria: Having dinner with Firesign Theatre’s Phil Proctor

Got this from @kwmurphy - not sure if the green is supposed to indicate Grinchiness or my support for Iran.

Hmmm… They don’t accept cash OR credit cards. What’s the deal here??

Had a problem with the compact car - now driving a one-door sedan.

Good news! I was able to upgrade from a burned-out compact to a SEMI-burned-out compact.

Unfortunately, the only thing Hertz had left was a burned-out compact.

For some reason, everyone in this supermarket has a really negative attitude.

I try to live my life with no egrets.

You should’ve seen what they WANTED to name the bridge.

It’s a beautiful day. I think I’ll Photoshop my wife’s goosebumps.

Time for a new look. I've decided to straighten my hair and grow out my eyebrows.

Uh oh – what happens when the real Beverly Hills and the anti-matter Beverly Hills make contact?

Black & Nerdy

We almost named our daughter Penny because she used to look like Abe Lincoln.

It always takes a few days for me to get around to dismantling my giant jack-o-lantern made out of canned pumpkins.

I've gotta get one of these for the back yard.

Got plastered last night.

Happy Halloween!

My wife and I do everything together.