Seriously how did I live before this? It was uncivilized. Dreadful. Let's never speak of it again.

We're everywhere. Even your frozen foods department. #QueeringGroceries

This weed is going to eat my house. Send help. It was a foot shorter last Wednesday.

My awesomely sparkly thumbnail. And my very pink nightgown. Now you know.

The neighbor who lives in this house complained about my outdoor Chanukah menorah in 2009. That's SIX Mary statues.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

The otherworldly purple glow of my laptop stand. It makes me happy.

Never underestimate the mood enhancing powers of cheap sparkly nail polish.

Glued. And I'm out of acetone. I really am going to have to go buy nail polish now -- and remover!

Twitter poll. Black pants. Purple hoodie. Can I go to the convenience store in that ensemble & these orange slippers?

Twitter gardeners what say you? Are these miniature roses? I need some of these in my yard.

This man is reading a magazine while he drives. WHILE HE DRIVES.

This the pathetic sorry excuse for pancakes I turned out. I can make everything else perfectly but my pancakes suck. :(

Love evenings when I can cruise with the sunroof open. Perfect weather.

@polerin a picture's worth a thousand words. No joy.

This view + reading + open sunroof + Sex Pistols on the radio + lemon kiss cookies = minor redemption for this day.

@emiliawrites @TransActivisty there is brown jasmine rice! Behold!

Holy shnikes. I did it.

@Myfreemind06

I'll never be able to sleep with all those wires staring down at me so I guess it's ix-nay on the ap-nay. Oo-bay.