Today I'm wearing the most depressing t-shirt ever.

Mud is a 13-year-old tortoise who lives at the American Museum of Natural History. He got to play outside today. <3

Two dozen figs for $5. I'm recycling the box for future fig events.

Today may be the day I start hoarding adorable cleaning supplies. Look at this scrub brush I bought.

A view from the top secret stacks... #findthefuture

As seen on a wall in Williamsburg, Brooklyn: "Form retweets function."

My sign in support of Planned Parenthood: "Nobody puts a baby in my corner...until I'M ready!"

I'm reviewing The Adjustment Bureau. Good thing my friend Jeremy attended the screening and has a better memory.

Hanging out in Union Square after the No Pants Subway Ride. Brrr!

I've never seen a menu with so many typos. Tinder pieces of chicken? Tamarin sauce?

All of my good ideas are battles.

Modeled one of Olek's crocheted bodysuits today for @papermagazine. It's for the December issue. (I'm in green.)

Leaving Vermont soon. I'll miss the view from the deck.

Look who I met tonight -- Ben Folds and Nick Hornby! I want BF to be my BFF!

Today at @confluxfestival I wrote a letter to a stranger while blindfolded. Art is fun.

Gchatting with me is like this.

Sign for would-be shoplifters in a consignment shop dressing room. Please note the mention of God and hell.

We're Muppets!

Only for professional cats.

My family's English bulldog Annie is all growed up!