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my poor bum ovary . . . please come back to Mama . . .

@katkins1110 My food log for last week reminds me of you & Sheldon...and how much I wish we could all hang out!

You guys, I just love my dad forever and a day, okay? :D ♥ #FamTweets #Spotify

Things I love about Facebook: My aunt's snarky comments on my cousins' status updates. #FacebookIsAWonderland

ummmm.... why whatever do you mean??? ;)

Livin' it up in the land of bright colors during today's Doodle Time at work ♥ #fb

Picture perfect morning ♥ #fb

Waiting on my snowpocalypse :'(

Totally diggin' my beautiful new Wave Ring & the sweet letter I got from @SilentJamesL last night!! #fb

Not only does my best friend, @KelleyRowe, "get me," she also gets me amazing gifts! #BestChristmasEver #fb

There's just something entirely hilarious about watching two grown men thumb wrestle :-)

Christmas part 5!!! We party hard! #fb

Game time with mah bro! :-)

Things That I Never Knew Existed But I'm Not Entirely Surprised By: UT wrapping paper :O #fb

Got yummy chocolate stir spoons from Chris because "pretty much all your status updates are about coffee" ;) #NoRegrets

Finally back in the ATX & got the best present ever--My bro & Vanessa came to pick me up & are taking me to din! #fb

Work day is done! Deadline met. Boss is happy. Running errands w/ office treats in tow. Packing. ATX tomorrow! :D #fb

Party peoplessssss!!! #fb

Only 2 more days 'til I fly home for a much needed Christmas break! Wooty woot woot woot! #fb