I totally thought @SmallBlk was kidding about the fog machine at their shows.

This is brilliant. Offline, cheeky, useful, cool. Kudos, @guardian. Are you hiring? #SXSW

Room 10 for @carr2n panel: PACKED. And I'm guessing they are busy types.

Do I need to get my "US out of my Uterus" sign out? "Federal Officials Say They'll Examine Fracking Practices."

Thanks for today, world.

RARE Alexander #kittyporn! He's hard to shoot. When God handed out brains, he stood in the whisker line twice.

A matched set of cat. #kittyporn

Thinks she is a cat. #puppyporn

And these notes from a "state of the magazine" meeting: "textiles: 'not why people expect.'" I'll say!

Why did I make this list for a Nat Geo story I was editing about mammals? No clue! (Yes, mammals. All of them.)

So, mom, I heard you like fleet foxes? #puppyporn #counterprogramming

I would like to call in on the "dog" line. #CSPAN #puppyporn

Sitting my room, listening to vinyl, reading science fiction... #13again

"The snow is STILL HERE?!?" #puppyporn

Small Black: large collection of instruments. (And such nice boys. #FNL fans, no less, @lovethebay!)

Look at banner, Michael! #Playbook #adquotes @lovethebay @sissenberg

Well that was easy. But won't be regretted! And you should follow @lovethebay anyway. For the rhyme. #goodomens

Printed in the NYT, going to WHCD, birthday in Playobok: eh. You've made it when you're on Puppy Bowl swag list.