My cute new fire toy. #chiball #fwoosh

What I did on my lunch break today. #bestlunchever

Hey kids, let's go to the dentist! #nightmarefuel

Took today off work and ended up a foot and a half from a monkey. #awesome

Have I ever mentioned my love of ridiculous graphs? #absurdismnerd

The princess you're looking for is in another castle. #postitgraffitti

Baby hat in progess. #notmuchprogress #teepeehat

The view from my office so as to make @MajorXero jealous. #alsoprocrastinating

At the @PhoenixZoo with @ZachReddyArt for Zoolights. It's my first time!

Bee mirror #atthedoctor

Been wanting this all week, and the day we leave, it arrives. #snow

Hello twitterverse, I have a new favorite cider ale. It is amazing. Thank you, Michigan.

We found Penelope's doppelganger at Hallmark. #picsofmycat

Bump has decided he would like to be shipped to Michigan with us for Christmas. #occupybox

.@AZCardinals cheerleaders wearing Santa outfits today. #adorable

I have a glittery cookie. This pleases me. #awyiss #nom

Why yes, that is a bellydancer covered in Christmas lights #fusion #danceshow

Colin zealously guards the notoriously shy cheese and sausage platter. #epicthanksgiving

At the hotel mish-mash. Columns, elegant windows, and a rough-hewn, unfinished ceiling

I never imagined the next time I would wear this would be for a funeral.