Something kind of like this, but less futuristic/alien.

Just because it worked for milk doesn't mean you can slap "got" in front of anything and consider it a slogan.

Time for round 2 on my tattoo. Four hours booked

What do you think, Twitter? Keep it or shave it? (Warning: Link might go to picture of my balls) #doyoudareclickit

It would require so much less effort to shower and get dressed than I am putting into plotting ways not to leave home

First pages of Secret Wars introduces the characters by having them LITERALLY introduce themselves.

Two cents? What's your point, Safeway?

@JCLBoudreau That was Bout 5 minutes into the first. Here's 7 into the 2nd.

Packing 'em in for Lightning/Coyotes action!

My dad's in the hospital because he almost died last night... so I got his Coyotes tickets! #silverlining

Hey, I'm pretty sure I saw "Rimming Crystal" on VHS back in 1989...

Time for chocolate booze!

And that was when God decided, "Fuck this planet."

#racistantiqueshopping

Can't get video to upload. This is a bobblehead. #racistantiqueshopping

#racistantiqueshopping

#racistantiqueshopping

#racistantiqueshopping

#racistantiqueshopping

Oh, antique shopping, you're so racist.