Good god One Direction dolls???

This idiot is not only orange with shit hair but is also listening to something like the crazy frog music

Vile little man with a really bad moustache

So Demon has decided to completely ignore the do not go near the new tv rule

@neviepiecakes @selfridges there was also this

Look whose lovely goodies I spotted in @Selfridges so pretty and you can get @neviepiecakes customised goodies on Fri

Delicious caramel apple cupcake from @lolascupcakes in @Selfridges

Anyone looking for a strip club?

He's sat with these lot of Eastern European shits who are encouraging him to run around and rob from peoples bags

He's sat with these lot all Eastern European - they keep sending him to other people to try again.scabby c**ts

Please tell me wtf this girl (?) thinks she looks like

Got an order from a friend for the choc cake I made yday based on a @beas_bloomsbury recipe. It's gorgeous

Pudding via a recipe from @beas_bloomsbury

Dinner :)

The new sideboard was meant to be for storage - instead it now houses a rather cute and grumpy cat

Not happy that my £3 Joe & Sephs gourmet popcorn from @Selfridges tastes stale

Apart from the cider and ribs the highlight of @Manny0war day was finding Beef Curtains - filthy minded young man

@Cookwitch no need to worry we brought supplies home!

@Cookwitch swap you some cider for a cupcake