This just arrived at my desk. And this will be the last crappy android photo I attach to a tweet.

Welcome to Burbank. These cones used to be orange #smog

Wife & kid gone for the weekend. Finally went to the #comics shop. Now turning off all social communica so I can write.

When you are young, this is exciting; When you get older, it's creepy #fortune

I can wait a little longer for the jetpack, but where's my GPG Multipass? This future keychain lacks innovation.

How has it taken me so long to discover Port and Peanut Butter. It's like PB&J for grown ups! (I still <3 PB&J) (^_^)

Charging 144 glow in the dark superballs for the most awesome bath time ever. #beingdad

I don't think I have ever stayed in a hotel room with a real desk before. Tomorrow: Disney Studio tour. Tonight: Sleep.

Ok, seriously, Amazon? "Ready to Ship" #FAIL

It's that time again @bloodcenter a moment of silence for @tommusic #blood

It's that time again @bloodcenter a moment of silence for @tommusic #blood

Woot. ZaggFolio finally arrived. Now, if only @ScrivenerApp had an iOS version, I'd be set.

Woot. ZaggFolio finally arrived. Now, if only @ScrivenerApp had an iOS version, I'd be set.

Went to Borders to get some #comics. W00t to going out of business...er, I mean, it's sad. Stupid overzealous industry..

Went to Borders to get some #comics. W00t to going out of business...er, I mean, it's sad. Stupid overzealous industry..

Went to Borders to get some #comics. W00t to going out of business...er, I mean, it's sad. Stupid overzealous industry..

Bye-bye BirdFood. I couldn't bring myself to let you sit trapped in a bucket, helplessly awaiting a bird. Find your fate

Here. I'm holding up a dime for size reference. P.S. He's now in a jar, waiting for me to feed him to a bird.

Wife screams. I turn around, brushing teeth, and this is waiting #awesome

Here's me holding a dime for size reference: