Google's announcement it is buying @Zagat

Woody Allen

Continuing to embarrass me when she can, my sister sent this picture to @laserportraits http://bit.ly/jyhSJa. Yeah

@CharlieBRose tried but im not the best photog

Stephen Schwarzman, chairman of Blackstone $BX, went as Karl Largerfeld for Halloween

Fouboutin--when you paint the bottom of your Aldos to look like Louboutins @LouboutinWorld

Finally got around to the ATF Class III forms aka I can own a fully auto AK. Waiting on my $200 stamp. #2012

Pre @MegansLaw ID. Note, the scar on my arm is from when mom dropped an iron on me. You can still see steam holes.

This is my 3600th tweet. Someone better RT or I'm boiling these puppy-kitty pals #doubledoubletoilandtrouble

Don't know if this against some law, but my mom just killed Chia @BarackObama

To combat a rainy day in NYC, a reminder just how glorious it can be. Thanks should be directed to @mollysmith

To combat a rainy day in NYC, a reminder it can be glorious sometimes. Thanks should be directed to @mollysmith.