GOD DAMMIT GOOGLE HOW DID YOU KNOW???????

Time for a celebratory drink.

First world office problems.

First world developer problems.

Thank you, Steve.

Guacamole tray is full of guacamole, and bag of chips is full of chips

Apparently it's illegal to cut the skin off of fruits on this section of 23rd Street.

LED bike is done! (And yes, they change color.)

The perferct Saturday night.

SO MANY TINY CUPCAKES

Empire State Building.

It's pretty common for people to go around putting takeout menus on railings, but... English muffins?

Once again, at the "world famous" South Kingstown Fireworks.

About to go on a boat, packing some P-rations.

Napkin cat ears?

Watching my family make napkin boobs at one of the nicest restaurants in Newport.

I leave my cat alone with the computer for 5 seconds and this is what happens