I just made this. Feel free to use it on Facebook.

Easiest one yet.

Thanks, @alyankovic. Your new album is fantastic.

Based on the new guidelines, I need to cut back on the number of forks I eat. I usually eat five or more a day.

Probably the worst Advent calendar ever.

@buenothebear Check out the Rainicorn scarf my 11 year old daughter made.

This exists.

This roller skating rink has all the hottest video games.

From my clippings file. Submitted without comment.

It ain't braggin' if it's true.

They're going to regret this in the morning.

Way to be a cliche, Colorado.

I'm giving this spot 3 stars on Yelp.