Apparently Fiber One cannot afford hand models.

Could I feign interest in Schanabel if it meant getting into Palazzo Chupi? #fb

Why it's hard to go to Statistics class.

Oh it's ON you fat bastard.

Bathroom @ Doughnut Plant Chelsea. Walls & ceiling mirrored disco ball spinning

Aww yeah. #fb

What hath I wrought?

My reward for having to go to Penn Station.

Thunder's started.

The best days of our lives. Missed: @mocoddle and @infinitechicken

It takes that much energy? (The butchery of the English language is by far the most annoying thing about spam.)

How often are you annoyed by the inanity of a questionnaire?

Large grapefruit, small melon; totally have enough fruit in the house to make a solar system! #avoidingreading #fb

Sweet potato tots at Big Daddy's

Ok, I've eaten my tofu and cabbage. Can I eat this pound of cheese now? Thanks, @krewson!

This radish is having an identity crisis.

This year's subway grapes are coming in nicely.

New haircut! Both avoiding installing A/C in my apartment and growing out my hair was not going to work.

Art! @ 53 and Lex

Wait what? Isn't cocoa tropical? #fb