it was dress like a twat day at TK Maxx. I went for Guy Richie

art can often makes me scratch my arse and balls.

fishy dixon

life is a rollercoaster

Man this doll has got me in trouble. Remember a drunken bet to walk around Lidl with this and another Golly. Funny until i walked into a black lady. I shit myself

she can be in this position for ages!

someones welded two m munches together

What does Bruce Willis drink? Dienhard, with a vintage.

Want snow

Has Jackson faked his death, grown his afro, and stopped bleaching his skin. This very high-tech image shows what he may look like! Do not approach as he is... dangerous!