@HowfenClaret It's OK, I've been given a slightly more upmarket one...*sniff*

@jannism This photo I think. But really any photo of her. But this one really. Yes. Really. This one. *wibbles*

@SisterFannyFart Or this...this is how my face is now stuck...;)

This little dude walked into town with me this afternoon... <3

I have to renew my driver's license. Do you think they'll accept this as my photo?

@Agostinosbabe Hahaha :D Me too...(you rock yours WAY better than mine!!)

...who I think you'll agree is utterly delicious in every way...

How beautiful was Bernard Butler on the cover of People Move On? My GOD. That's an instant girl sex wee.

Dear @spazdiv Thank you so much for the fuckawesome poppies! They are completely beautiful :)

Happy 42nd wedding anniversary Ma and Pa D :)

@hello_moscow Here's me in mine ;) (let down by an appalling background...)

Newly coloured bob. Back to more or less natural colour now.

Romance. Bolton style. "I love you. LOL jk slag"

Today would have been my Grama's 94th birthday. Here she is, aged 17 in 1934 - always worth a repost x

Private Eye is here! Yes!

I thought you'd all like to see a picture of me in my kitchen, baking. Like a good, vintage housewife...

And this is just called "Number Two" which if I told my husband, he would laugh like he was in the Music Hall again.

This is called "Pom Poms".

It wasn't what I'd hoped. Apparently there is a new craze for sculptures.

Shoes. Lovely shoes.