In my head that's a dalek on the cover of Ford Dagenham's new poetry collection just published by Blackheath Books

Finally, cupcakes for people who wouldn't be seen dead with a cupcake. We call 'em BUNS where I'm from...

Big up the Dalston Massive for a smart bit of hacktivism... via Mark Walton.

Penis shoe envy. Please note, no willies were harmed in the making of Lady Gaga's footwear...

Fall-out from the whole Pippa Middleton's arse thing #hellhathnofury

Is it me or is Lady Gaga morphing into Marilyn Manson? [To clarify the question, this is not a pic of me.]

Democracy, democracy (you wanna bet?)...

Cunning bit of tree-hugger graffiti spotted on Gray's Inn Road

Evidence emerges that Philip Treacy has been making women look ridiculous in his hats since 1897...

GIven that death seems to be trending right now, here's an on-trend image. Punctuation RIP...

Vera Lutter's ghostly photographs captured by turning her room into a pinhole camera. Here's one of Times Square.

Bit like the magic guiding hands PC Simon Harwood used on Ian Tomlinson...

The main dish served at the Royal Wedding yesterday...

Coffee East End style with both its plates o'meat firmly on the penny a pound. Old Station Yard Cafe sign, 'Stow.

Human trafficking hits the high street. New retail outlet in Selborne Walk Shopping Centre, Walthamstow...

Some moolah for ya sky rocket? Need ya rattle & tank balance? ATM cockney style-ee...

A cheque for ten grand given to u in person by a naked [insert name of your sexual fantasy] if u look at this pic

Pic o'the day by Stanley Kubrick from his 'Chicago, City of Contrasts' photojournalism series shot in 1949

Michael Jackson statue Al Fayed should've gone for. Wacko Madonna & Child is hanging outside Premises in Hackney

'Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours' Prohibition poster girls. Beer anyone?!