I guess Sue forgot to do her part.

That's it. I am breaking out the ruler and the bingo dauber. #SpotArt

Really? This is what I get? I think I would pick a spa day. Just looks stupid.

I love you!!!!!!! (In a loud, scary voice)

I love that whenever I make a to-do list, the to-do list fairy adds his two cents.

Thanks @adamcarolla for the awkward moment signing my chipmunk. #NotAEuphamism Great show in MSP, hilarious, spontaneous, oblique, and at the same time very human. :)

Duck duck grey duck. Good morning ducks. It is hard to see the girl duck because she blends in with the trees behind the gazebo. The mallard was sitting right on the tippy top until I got my camera.

Well played ninjas...

Yes

It's 7am Moon, time for you to go nitey-nite.

Darn it. I think I overpaid for these diapers.

How do you get through life with the name Assman?

Soooo jealous my hubby has his autograph!

Psyched I get to rock my new Al's letter jacket!

Muffin tin lasagnas turned out so good!

Santa was here! Santa was here! Merry Christmas!

Making a comeback? Nothing hotter than zebra stripes.#zubaz

This made my day. Thanks @tomwujec! Imagine Design Create - read it people!

Koi!

What kinda bull is this? Almost the southern most?