So much for being a hot shoe.

Look how big my dulcimer is.

For Expat-Erin, 5 ducks in cinnamon-anise confit.

The view from my new office.

My first customer!

Bacon Explosion: TurDucKen Edition. And now I can die.

View from here: 2 gallons of dark roux, from 11,900 BTU's, took an hour fifteen to make. Stirring constantly.

My view from here.

Zamarona cheese, quince-plum paste ( membrillo con ciruela , Marcona almond.

Fourth Cheese/ Dessert Course: Parmesan Crisp with Honey-Rosehip-Fig Foam.

Prep for 4th course, Parmesan-Reggiano, both shredded and rasped, placed into mold then baked.

Cooks Treat: Crisped Chicken skin scraps. O.M.G.

Third Course: Atlantic Salmon wrapped in marinated Chicken skin, crisped with IPA-butter served Au Jus.

Second Course: Butter-Basted Baby Bok-Choy Bamboo Bean-sprout Bacon basket, steamed in Gari infused seawater.

First Course: Haas avocado, 30 years aged balsamic, EVOO, chive, smoked salt crystals= soft and crunchy goodness.

Would you live in this house?

If a completely Human Life isn't enough, ask your doctor about THERAPY.

7 hours in people, Obama fingers the "Hudson Miracle" culprits. 7, effing, hours.

Farewell Salute, you Fucking Fuckers.