Took my new bat down to the nets for the first time today to start knocking it in. It's a beaut!

A woman from my local golf club looks just like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

@rossellis Here's the ballot paper (straight up!).

Ray Wilkins with his oft-repeated line from tonight's match. #spurs #ucl #realmadrid

@antonvowl A conversation I'm enjoying with a friend on FB (he's an accountant, strangely).

A work colleague's mug. Not racist though. @uponnothing @antonvowl