This just happened.

Ouch.

Using a freshly half-emptied avocado shell as a throw-away bowl for a fried egg. #healthy #efficient #nomess

Just got a text from a stranger. Rather than dismissing, I played along. PEACE.

Booyah! #iPhone4

Kitchen Sink Zero

Current stacation status:

I don't normally drink soda, so maybe this explains why I'm still awake.

This wins the award for the creepiest mail ever.