I'm afraid this actually might take all day... Ugh.

It ain't safe out here man.

"There's more cup than cake!" -@itscharisbitch

One of these things is not like the other.

This looks like an angry dildo.

ugly girls get faucet water

Saw this comment on Facebook and just about died. "You look like a lady-boy with a big breast" #dead

Wow great parking job. It should be to no shock that the driver and his passenger were wearing Ed Hardy.

I made @ScuraSide an ugly dancer and I'm fucking crying.

I almost snorted rice out of my nose laughing at this.

I remember when this used to fit me (back in grade 9).

One benefit of @ScuraSide waking me up at 5:30

Free popcorn!

And I'm not even done...

You damn well know one day this week I'm getting a 2 can dine breakfast all for myself. #FatAssStatus

Someone on Facebook posted this & a part of me wishes the tattoo artists fucked with her & wrote "Insert below"

I wasn't sure about it at first, but I really do like this nail polish. It's gonna be a bitch to remove though.

The Big Lebowski

I'm starting to wonder if this tank top I bought from Forever 21 a few years ago for 2 bucks is actually a dress...