Cars being ticketed in guildford street, Chertsey.

Morrissons in York have #specialFX on the vegetable isles...

Does anyone have an idea what #cleaning, #apple or #ipad or #flipboard is doing here?

@charlesarthur PE #1323 p14.

It's been like that for years @joe_kenyon and neither @surreycouncil nor @tandridgedc doing anything about it!

Unbelievable selection of wines...

So this man thinks he's the mayor of Bletchingley? Pah! He's not even on #foursquare...

If I ran a restaurant I wouldn't advertise that I sourced my fillet of fish at McDo's.

I took my shoes off but I was feeling stoned so I put them back on again.

Dear @tandridgedc amenity services: we have a problem. (Woldingham viewpoint)

Gluten-free shortbread biscuits this evening courtesy of @theotherche

We're not in Kansas anymore...

There's a major f*ing traffic jam on the M1. No movement North or South!

@sparkie7 Happy anniversary ;-)

Oxted from the Woldingham viewpoint this afternoon

Trying again: At J Baker's Bistro Moderne earlier with @RuthRK (lovely eclectic menu, thanks darling!)

Vehicle fire J9 of the #M25. Tailback to before J7.

Plantain pancakes! #mardigras #ShroveTuesday

Flower Farm in Godstone shovels their snow on to the cycle path! #Cycling #thankyouverymuch #not

A strange looking bicycle in Chertsey #surrey #cyclesafe