I'm dressed all smart for my friends wedding in Vegas. Unfortuantly the venue didn't try quite so hard

Everything is fake in Vegas. Even the plastic cutlery is made to look real

Watched a terrible bam play on the roof a hotel overlooking the strip last night. At least the view was amazeballs

I did some shooting. It hurts your wrists and shoulders but that could be as I've the wrists of a child. Did okay though

Today I am on my friend pat from @truffleshuffle_ stag do in Vegas. At a gun range doing some shooting. I am man. Hear me roar

This is in the news in Auckland. A toddler crawled up into and got trapped in a vending machine at the airport.

In Sydney go to get a map what do I see? This of @timminchin coincidence? Nope. Proof of my magical powers being real. Yes

@simonpegg saw this photo in my venue in New Zealand of you & Gorman proper old school

What an amazing cliched Ozzie day I had today cuddling a Koala and hen feeding some roos

Had a lovely lunch by the pool on Hamilton Island now about to fly to Brisbane. I've had to return my golf buggy. Sadface

Hi England. Please go vote today or @timminchin will be after you and not in a food way. I'm busy working on an English tan in Oz

Also your alowed to hate me

Found a pocket of signal whilst I cruise round the great barrier reef. Hello suntan

Sorry if it's rainy but I've just watched a stunning sunset and am now chilling in my inroom spa before dinner

Turns out I'm on a tropical island in the great barrier reef. It's truly stunningly beautiful I feel v lucky today

Look who is also on my flight to Oz it's @richardpbacon

Just did the skywalk round the Sky Tower in Auckland. One of the scariest things I've ever done.

Other highlights include the make up girls saying I had great skin and meeting the ave q puppets