I bought a box of tissues purely because they designed the box to look like a pig. Sold!

Photo shoot setup (publicity photos for Legally Blonde) set up. Look! We found ivy!

The use of the word "regulator" sold me.

This was in my inbox. You have no idea how much I want to open this.

Holy shit! Hailstorm! I'm scared to look at my car! Tooooo much lightning to go outside and look.

WTF are you talking about, local bed and breakfast? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IMAGE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO CONVEY!

WTF are you talking about, local bed and breakfast? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IMAGE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO CONVEY!

I will be spending all day removing snow from my dog's legs.

I will be spending all day removing snow from my dog's legs.

Oh thank God! Finally, someone saw fit to put me on a mailing list for horse supplements!

HOLY CRAP!!!!

This is why you need @BoffoYuxDudes to be your friend. This is what he sends you for your birthday!

Hey, @janiehaddad and @JennaStern, thought you'd want to know we're like besties now.

I bought half and half yesterday. This is what came out in my coffee. I call that "whole".

No lie, I'm going to go buy Hostess products after work. BREATHE, DAMN YOU! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

Waiter in the restaurant is spitting image of Spock from the newer Star Trek movie - the hair is a flawless match.

This is a good way to tell your neighbors how you stand. (spotted in the wild last night)

@kazoofus @SnarkInfested Mine

Oh thank God the results of my procure are subtle so nobody will ask me what happened.

TWO handmade fountain pens