Technology is amazing! Here is a computer generated picture of what Snooki's baby will look like ....

These cops are getting CRAZY! First they pepper sprayed My Little Pony, now THIS!? #thatSH!Tcray

People are asking me who Ryder is! He is one awesome kid who happens to be my son! Here he is with @selenagomez :)

HAHAHA....True baller right here ----->

HA! Saw my homie @Rayhughesla post his. WOW, these cops are ruthless when it comes to the protestors.

All this drama on Twitter- can we starting asking the questions that REALLY matter. Like....

So THIS is Justin Bieber's alleged love child! Any resemblance? What ya think?

So if Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have offspring, their daughter could grow up to look like THIS- #hideyokids

Yeah, you tell em' lady! #dumbass #FAIL

Here I am protesting on Wall Street. #occupywallstreet

@tyler1061 haha this would be me.

Friendly warning. #headsup

Friendly warning. #headup

I guess @Torrezradio 's ex girlfriend left her shirt here.

Come in today & there's a new random rug in the studio! Did Helen Keller come in & start decorating!? Horrible.

Haha @ladygaga would def approve of my Lil man's pajamas tonight! #lilmonster

Awesome time w/ @HotChelleRae at @TopGolfDallas ! Love that place!! Even gave Lil Ryder his own card.

Were heckling Damon so bad! #momjokes

Oh. My. God. At Rangers game- these seats are unreal. Thanks Brian and Bud! I love my friends.

I thought I was having a sh!!ty day. Where the hell am I!!!?? #deaddeer