What are you eating, Littlefoot?

Wassup, Drake Sword! #DarkSouls

I've disconnected 0 times, just for the record!

Does the buffet have any crab legs left?

EVO is hype as shit right now!

@Artosis you stole my method of dishwashing!!

Doing the dishes doesn't have to suck!

iPad + Justin.tv + Apple TV = Dreamhack on the bigscreen!

Ladies and gentlemen, adult dance. All adults to the dance floor!

Off to Santa Barbara for the weekend!

How bout these fucking seats?! (@BadExec is the best.)

Gmail Halp! My signature field is bugged and won't let me restore rich-text function!

.@therealcliffyb Here's your 10K! This game is seriously amazing.

.@therealcliffyb 10k challenge accepted. 25 points to go!

Hello, old friend!

Played some ArmA2 multiplayer with Shackers and this was basically what I looked at for 20 minutes.

@danavinson

Opening ceremony waiting!

Updating video drivers... Or not! Also, Microsoft error interface win!

@DavidEllis That's odd. All my incoming messages are about how PRO I am.