Draw @RZA ?!?! I came.

I must be the only person here without a commemorative Megadeth meth pipe.

TESTAMENT for that ass.

Caucasian Ass Police

She asked me for a buck. I said I'd give her a twenny-twen if she could recite one Wu-Tang verse. She left.

Bacon, ham, egg, all-beef patty, some other shit. It also played with my balls.

Laying in a tub of warm vanilla-scented water, twiddling the NLog. HOT FILTER-ON-SIGNAL ACTION. #PerfectMoment #NLogBubbleBath

My date tonight. Related: I wish real life had a nude patch.

Rico Predicate perpetratin' and marinatin'.

Splatinum splatting as spermbass are wont to do.

Holy shit, TeknoViking. #AmonAmarth

Set trippin' with @semuta at Amon Amarth.

Ross Dress For Less. Where you can buy slutty panties for...babies??

Monday evening ritual.

Found in an abandoned Target cart next to my car. It whistles AND flashes. IT'S A SIGN.

Morning ritual.

Browser auto-complete entries suggest that I'm awesome.

Enduser is keeping what he kills.

Damn. @SPLsamuel is bassraping this motherfuck. #broducerlove

Tacky War 2010: My Shoes vs. Arcade Carpeting