My co worker's breakfast: rockstar, coffee. Missing in picture: scone

Early pimp gets the worm... That's how it goes right?

@oliviamunn nice to know youare watching for my safety when I'm in a public bathroom

Question for women: isn't this a purse?

@radimusprime

Check out this guys laptop on bart, pretty retro

I ate shweddy balls today

I just Benched a co worker, what goals did you accomplish today?

Guy combing his bald head on the bus, nuff said.

@radimusprime something wrong here....

Highlight of the day: I got to break a couch at work

I found an issue that republicans, democrats, atheists, and religious people can agree on: nickelback sucks

This cover for the "watch the throne" is way better

@radimusprime top right corner its the alarm function that says it is on. God speed...

@TheAndrewO

At peets I said my name was awesome dragon force for my order. This is how it ended up

Mmmmm, lunch

My new workout program for the month. Joining me ladies?

Chocolate bagel, peanut butter and granola = you are jealous

@RunBellaRun