Just saw Captain EO at @WaltDisneyWorld for the first time in 25 years & @thenotoriousmlp's first ever. She has no words

Bella's having fun supporting @NOVARollerDerby in Leesburg!

Finally got my standing desk back at work! #neat

Looks like Bella passed the test for her orange belt!

The last scene of @DisneyPixar's Toy Story 3 (with Bonnie) always makes me tear up thinking of my girls

Saturday morning snack while Bella is in science class!

Bella's getting into the #yndc12 fun too!

Another social media lesson for @DavidHenderson: You can't delete things on the Internet

Oh the joys of being a father. Heads are going to roll in this fucking neighborhood

It appears @museums365 is unamused with the level of meta-photography going on at #DCDrinkup

Beautiful day to be out at @BreauxVineyards with the kids

Wow. Guess what the local @Wegmans is getting now?