Thanks to my awesome Star Wars pal Sebastian for all the #googlyeyes!

Even #Godzilla prefers drinking Limeade from an Incredible #Hulk glass! cc: @Marvel

Is it snack time yet?

Leave it to @NYMag for making me wish we could swap out George Washington for Brad Pitt on our dollar bill!

@neilgrayston: my Slow Clap Squirrel applauds your pun!

@AnneWheaton: my pup is snoring too!

@feliciaday @Veronica @kiala: guess who is almost done reading our next featured #vaginalfantasy book? ME!!!!

If I started a band with @wilw, this photo would be in the liner notes!

@Veronica @kiala: My Friday night consists of #VampireDiaries & dessert wine & #Godzilla slippers!

"Drink me!"
"No! Drink ME!"

@sarahkuhn: MY Friday wine has googly eyes! Do I win?

my best friends have expiration dates! cc: @AnneWheaton @TheBloggess @JeriLRyan #gogglyeyesftw

Carmen on @RuPaulsDragRace makes for one hell of a @DitaVonTeese doppelganger. #DragRace

Glam, glitter, drama... AND abs! Thanks @RupaulsDragRace! #DragRace

@grantimahara @karibyron: My violin-playing squirrel will protect AND entertain you!

@grantimahara @karibyron: touche, Mr. Roboto! Slow cap squirrel salutes you...

Even Drag Queens LOVE #GooglyEyes on @RuPaulsDragRace!

Three guesses which character I'll be playing in High School Drama by @thegamesmith & @catalystgamelab

Secret Agent @Wilw is giving me the evil eye in the new @Comic_Con Annual!

Vintage Wicket the Ewok & R2-D2 puzzle! Sadly, no BBQ stormtrooper in the background! #StarWars cc: @WarwickADavis