Why is it ok that this is what I get 90% of the time when opening twitter.com in any browser?

Joan Rivers??? @WiredPig @dsobkowiak @riznphnx

On the plus side, I did score this rockin little boombox, long neglected in an unopened desk drawer.

Ran across my old HP printer display hack. Promptly changed the office laserjet to say "INSERT TOKEN(S)".

Sushi by @The_RDQ for lunch!

LOL, ok -- none of that really happened. But srsly, the first signal strength bar is *taller*!!!

"The $0.001 DIY iPhone 4 Antenna Fix" /cc @Sn0w13allz

Haha, when you order from the Chipotle iPhone app, they have to write whatever you say on the foil :-D

Shhh, don't tell @teavana, but sometimes I use my awesome Teavana mug for coffee!

My boss asked me if my wife would be jealous about having a photo of a pretty girl on my desk

At @SVAllie's reading in Pimlico :-)

Came out to find that my Saturn was getting frisky with a Beetle :-p #balticon

What an awesome raygun! Made by @planetx for @PhilippaJane!

This seems up your alley, @gutshot

Got a new hat at Target today. Anyone who saw me yesterday or this morning would understand it's purpose!

Haha, Matthew Fox -- I drink your wine!!

This Is Apple’s Next Stapler (found lost in a bar disguised as a normal stapler!) http://bit.ly/dfQVsG

What's the first thing you want to do when you see this sign? :-p #fb

This is the new iPhone /via @gizmodo #fb