Ahhhhhhh!!!! I KILLED him!!!!! And w/that, the towel animal population edges closer to extinction :(

Hey look! It's a towel animal in his natural habitat of the Marriott. Let's give him a hug.

Who's awesome on #fotofriday? YOU ARE.

Arby's Jalapeno Bites, SERIOUSLY?

A little smoothie porn to get #fotofriday goin'.

2 girls and a #fotofriday? Oh the HORROR!

After years of searching motivational pics, I FINALLY found the true meaning of happiness in 1.

No, @maruskamorena, YOU'RE AWESOME ;)

Another thing I'm sure @maruskamorena will agree w/me on re dating profile pics, esp on Zoosk.

Don't let your 4yo's morning demands influence your pic choice 4 #fotofriday, NEVER ends well.

Never say never again.

In honor of @theurbandater and @2009cansuckit's twitmance.

I think this guy's felling @alexjvasquez's blow'd up pain :(

Now that I've helped @meggitymak w/boobies, I'll move on to more important traps to set.

I'd like that Twitter #failwhale a lot more if he looked like this.

Take that Twitter slowdown!

Love.

Love the one screaming in the back.

FedEx your kids, save money.

Yup, sounds about right.