Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!

Best. Gift. Ever!

Shark Pussy.

I love @ElleCompagni !
She's drinking gluten- free beer and eating crabs!

At the Jamo Bartenders Ball !!!

I have always wanted this!

I have pooped in the bathroom at Pier1 more times than any other man alive.

Gator in my belly!!!

Gators in my belly!!

The only thing better than coffee, is free coffee, with a subliminal message!

Man of the hour!

Some people are just strange enough to make birthday "cakes" for their pets