OMFG I finally did it!!! I finished #survivedc after 3 years of trying!! Time: 4 hours and 13 minutes. Bliss: 11/10.

One good thing about joining Freddie Mac is that after 8 long years, I have been finally reunited with Clippy!

I don't got diamond rings but I'm still on Top of the Rock! (but no Tina Fey)

Watching idra get set up to play lastshadow. #sc2 #mlgdc

I DO NOT understand this ATM warning message AT ALL!! Should I elect to cancel due to 'Unusual document mixture'?

What's more amazing? Weightlifters performing feats of strength in the name of the Lord? Or this Jesus painting?

I got to watch The Guild with Vork and Zaboo!!! Zaboo 'claims' that he isn't a stalker in real life.

Watching the amazing brian brushwood preform some bizarre magic!

Omg! I'm hearing Stan Lee talk LIVE at dragon con! What question should I ask him!!!??

Eating Jimmy Johns for the first time since Indiana University! OmNomnomnom!

This is the gun Heath ledger used in batman! It's at the national firearms museum.

At a bar and its some guys birthday best Hilarious birthday cake ever! It's a rack of ribs!

Outside the Spanish embassy. #worldcup

I just met Matthew Lesko at Mr. Yogato!! Time to make some free money!!!

Saturday night 'car bomb' party aftermath.

I just had my first $17 waffle. The "fruit salad" was on my waffle. Because I asked for fruit on my waffle.

At the rooftop terrace restaurant at the Kennedy Center. Seafood = Yum!

Omg! I met Jose Andres!! The most famous chef in DC. He beat Flay on Iron Chef, and has the show 'Made in Spain'

Yay! I'm number 63 in the world at Tilt to Live! Cookie please!

Taking pictures at a tattoo party, my first!