Learning Chinese? A total snap! #wompwomp

End of 1 convo juxtaposed to beginning of another made my night. @DonLinn @brianoleary @ljndawson @ChrisKubica

And, I give you: the completely racist recipe description of the day!

WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? #namefail

Dessert #5courses

Veal #5courses

Scallop #5courses

Salad #5courses

Amuse-bouche #5courses

Cocktail from tonight's dinner #5courses

Final menu for tonight's dinner we're making for the parents.

Dear @AAKnopf, this is THE MOST UNHELPFUL EMAIL I HAVE EVER RECEIVED. #fail

Are we not just the cutest evar?!?! #lamesauce #schmoopie

My parents are coming to town next week & we're planning a dinner for them. Figured out prelim menu today. Thoughts?

This is what happens when my hair grows out. It gets wavy.

This gem of an email arrived in my inbox today.

Anyone else notice the irony? Use your brains, people. Use your brains.

恭喜發財! 新年快樂!

This just arrived on my table. You can be jealous.

Now. Dinner complete. This is what's left.