This is also my new hair cut. (2 of 2) And yes, I effing ADORE it.

This is my new hair cut. (1 of 2)

I'm really good at finding great gifts for people, but the best of the best are the gifts I find for my brother.

Oregano, cinnamon basil, garlic chives, cilantro; seeded: tarragon, thyme, rosemary, parsley. @rockmygypsysoul (2)

For @rockmygypsysoul, my baby aloe from @hlk and petra croton. (1 of 2)

Exhibit A as evidence to back up my laundry baby adoration.

I found my Stephen Collins autograph. That's Commander Willard "We all create God in our own image" Decker to you Trekkies.

That which is not dead may eternal lie... at the bottom of this pile of stuff I'm packing.

Chocolate chip brownie, whipped cream, organic chocolate syrup, bacon.

Hey look guys, I'm pre-approved!

Dinner: mini bowties, red bells, garlic green beans, & @jamie_oliver's chicken w/crispy posh ham http://ta.gg/4hp

My first ever attempt at fried chicken. (A++ would make again.)

This decision is impossible.

Forty-seven inches of Chocolate Rain. And my toes.

We wear shirts of the same color because we are vomitous.

This is the kind of workload we're dealing with this week.

Packaging fail. #whatclimatechange

And he's happy to see yah!

This is the awesome hat @halalkitty bought me in Canada. It's the only thing keeping the brain in my head.