Hustler sent me a gift card in the mail. #bonus

I'm gonna get so much pussy in 2K12.

Might talk my cousin into naming his new gecko Papoose.

This is for you, Slim Dunkin.

East Saint!!!

What a real slinger looks like

About to see Arcade Fire.

It hurts when Breathe.

Youngest dude at this party, several years running. #fail #bonus

Walked my shoes clear through to the concrete and stepped on a rock. FML

Bout to find out if the rumors are true. No Dirk Diggler.

Twitter just suggested I follow DJ AM.

Crab meats!

Boston Marathon

Drank really does make you lazy and ignorant.