"So much blood! Don't tell your parents!"

Bunny won't even want to open her present it's so pretty.

This is how much my beau loves me.

Entered a Xmas card contest. No other entries yet. I'll be pissed if I win by default. http://twitpic.com/7shu3p

Entered a Xmas card contest. No other entries yet. I'll be pissed if I win by default.

My ugly brother makes some fucking cute kids. http://twitpic.com/7ilbbi

My ugly brother makes some fucking cute kids.

Heaven.

I'm thirty so we drank this. Seriously. So blessed.

At the zoo and I stumbled upon the B-52s

Black eye and a coke nose? Damn right I'm a prostitute tonight.

Texas proud.

I love you, Texas.

Bye bye, Austin.

I die.

I accidentally made this. The aliens are sending a message.

Well, at least he's really sorry.

Even the gnome went dive bar.

Delta Delta Delta. May I help you help you help you?

Just a typical Saturday night.