Lest you have any doubt that I'm really in North Carolina.

Whoever named this tree didn't stop to think about the troubles it'll have when it starts school.

In a fit of mania, Charlotte embroidered her favorite log with her best crustacean.

You can tell when they're happy: they have people stuck in their teeth.

Dalek (foreground). Guy who takes cargo shorts way seriously (ultra-foreground). From today's Maker Faire.

Weird semi-circular shadows cast by the eclipse.

Better than Reed's Extra and Bundaberg.

Who're you calling sedentary? This photo was left on my desk at work today.

Don the Beachcomber drinks circa 1965: refreshing, racist, and 2 to a customer (from NYPL menu collection)

Graffiti guy is back. A woman glared at me when I took this photo. "You're encouraging him," she seemed to say.

Approaches you if you say "treatsie treats". And who doesn't?

Bring me the head of Bender Rodríguez!

vending machine trail mix=88 p-nut halves+186 s-flower seeds+97 raisins+10 walnut pieces+9 almonds. Yes, I'm sure.

Kids and dogs. What could go wrong?

I'd been nearly frantic, trying to find the mate for my right-facing Cape Buffalo. Until today, that is.

One warm night in April, the small appliances all took to the road, looking for a new life in the big city.

Dear City of SF: Not only was the graffiti good; it was in chalk. You couldn't have waited for rain? #NoBanksy

A breakthrough in computer security!

Why they salt the rim of a margarita glass: to keep the snails out!

CrabTV, perfect for catching the Crustacean Channel.