No word of a lie, the company who made this lift is called Schindler. Seriously...Schindler's lift.

No word of a lie, the company who made this lift is called Schindler. Seriously...Schindler's lift.

The scent of teenage desperation, maybe?

Chickin nuggets...

Did I just win at life?

Look what arrived through my letterbox @al86shaw...

Harrow is a happy place...

I go off to Primark and come back to find him here...

The guardian angel of toe-rags :)

This is what a sponge cake has done to this bag, do I want to put it in my belly?

Anyone see that the new anchorwoman on Family Guy looks like me?

@teenytinyleanne not wearing it but this guy is sure comfy in my belly #chillaxsunday

Best new years text to wake up to EVER!

.@lonelycoo demanded I post myself, so here is me with 1/8 of my loot

Alicia gives us a show with her new violin :)

Best cracker joke!

@kurtgeigerheels these beauties :) V. pleased!

Managed to get a lovely little manicure at nails inc in House of Fraser. Festive red!

Anyone know why?