Charlie Sheen

@charliesheen

Actor, Producer, Winner ... Anger Management Premieres June 28th, 9pm on FX

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hey "Waldo Dood" in 4th row,
Det at KC;
um,
bro,
you're really
not helping your squad
or anyone else.
c
#ProZackLuv

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Coming soon..! #returntosnakeriver


Please come back
to us young lady.
Your inimitable genius and compassion keeps a
world you set in motion,
a lot better every day."
love and
peace
c sheen

a special shout out
and uber high five
to
my man,
honored by your bravery
&
generosity!

c

#YouDaMan

Bravo
Jon!!

BRAAAAAVVVOH!!!

xox
c

#SolidCat

all things being epic?

well,
then there's this
group....

hash tag;
beyond
extragalactic
kool
c

this rocks!

is a genius!
honored to be
part of it!
The book:
www.shadesofelvis.net
trust me;
beyond epic!
c

this rocks!

is a genius!
honored to be
part of it!
The book:
www.shadesofelvis.net
trust me;
beyond epic!
c

check this
out
it's a masterpiece
honored 2 be
part of it!
and this man is a genius

www.shadesofelvis.net
c

hey folks!!
as M&M sed,
"gess who's back...?"

well, EYE am....

drive thru??
I'll just walk.
and pay!
x
c
#HyLmN?

happy five OH!
to my main man

and a big ol thank u
to the crew at
"Norms"!
c
#DonnaRocks

it's all
kinds of Awe-Sum!
Rihanna,
myself
and my fiancé Scotty
finally made up!
oh Gloria-uss
(Jim) Day!!!
c
#
#SaD

okay
everyone
today's the day!
Pick up a pack
of Topps Archives
you may find one
of these!

c
#GoldTicket

sorry guys,
nice try,
but;

I was the first...

ever.

xox
c
aka
#99
hash tag
R Vaughn
#PeriodTheEnd


pardon the
late response.

THANK YOU,
Barry, Karl, Justin
Tony and
Fernando!

wow wow wow

epic.
x
c
#GoReds

the best
staff
the best
owner/proprietor !!
Jeff Ruby
of Ruby's!!!
we should all take a page
outta his book!!
c

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night...?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
"please kill me now"
that I'd never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we're not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I'm in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess "Talk That Talk"
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here's a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this "Prison of Fame"
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur

and

THANK U

TODD F!!!

epic
wow
pow
c

#SpinToWin

THANK U
BILLY H !!!

wow

epic
c
#TheFlash

THANK U
BRANDON P!!!!

epic

wow

c
#HumanHiLight