There seems to be a lot of fear-mongering going on in #elxn41. But *nothing* to fear from a #CPC majority, ladies.

If lies were cats, @Vote4Harper. If lies were cats...

Chef heard my mewl-ing and let me out of the fridge. Now drinking beer on @pmoharper's belleh!

I'm hiding from @pmoharper. Do you think he'll find me?

Seriously. It's like Garfield minus John over here.

What @pmoharper? This is not the kind of cabinet shuffle you meant?

Spotted: @pmoharper and a certain cabinet minister, looking very friendly. xoxo, Gossip Cat

Life is hard. Sigh.

On second thought, @pmoharper is wearing that dreamy blue sweater...Can we just stay in and snorgle?

This is for all my American friends on Thanksgiving. LOOK AT ME, I'M A TURKEY. #eatme

It is no doubt an elitist store, but this Aritzia window display still wins my approval. #flyingcats

Look, @pmoharper doesn't want to say whether he's ever fired a gun because he's not sure THIS counts:

Uncle Birdy, you look SCARY on television. My fur was standing on end.

Long-gun registry, schmong schmun schmegistry:

Wayyy up North with @pmoharper to announce some new infrastructure!