We love Waterstones #brighton

False modesty not an option for Brighton Council

Everyone loves an owl #brighton

Everyone loves an owl

Launch party for new Cheeky Walks book May 2nd Blind Tiger Club Brighton 7.30-10. You are cordially invited. Yes you.

Festive greetings from Cheeky Guides. Nothing says Christmas like a cat in a cardboard nativity with a woollen donkey

Have the smelling salts handy before you view this - it's no Aphrodite At The Waterhole

Every home should have one - a Gene Simmons Frankenstein's monster head #brighton

From someone's collection of videos of automatic sinks - ridiculous. I collect tinned meat which is obviously normal #brighton

I would definitely stake my child's life on the word of a stranger #brighton

Or rather elk, as we pedants say in Europe.

The Bird Lady of St Peters lives! Haven't seen her for ages - note trolley still full of stale loaves for the ickle seagulls #brighton

Christmas trees take bloody ages on the phone #brighton

Ah, semi-topical humour #brighton

If I'd had a magic marker on me I would have inserted the m #brighton

Marwood, one of our most wonderful caffs, and their customer relations department #brighton

Marwood, one of our most wonderful caffs, and their customer relations department (zoom in) #brighton

Now that the public toilet on St James's Street has been boarded up, we have this #brighton

Hard to see but this man really is wearing a name badge that says "Mike" #brighton

Another from our forthcoming book
The Cheeky Guide To External
Doors. Spyholes for all the family, and the dog #brighton