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Kristopher R

@cheesehead1976

Aspiring screenwriter. I curse, I make crude jokes, and I'm a dad. Follow at your own risk. Don't make assumptions. cheesehead1976.tumblr.com

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My son and I got our caricatures done today. But I think David Arquette took my place:

Dear Zosia Mamet, don't take your fashion tips from Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino." #Conan.

Here:

Supermoon:

Newsflash: *ANYONE* can clean up and smile. And *EVERY* kid takes a silly/stupid picture. Some adults *still* do.

Justine Beeber was supporting the hoodie movement long before it was tragedy.

Well even with a hoodie covering most of my face, I still have an ugly mug. #Trayvon

The only time this question should be asked:

Nip Slip!

A face not even a mother could love:

Funny, I thought the Golden Globes hadn't been given out yet: #GoldenGlobes

What a cruel prank:

Steel THIS tweet:

I found your favorite meat!

This one is for

I wish this pic wasn't so blurry. I love my son with a mustache

Product fail: If you purchased one of these or want one: Please unfollow me.

Your nuts.

Now THESE are THE #TracksOf2011. #NuffSaid

Packers bikini...just beautiful. #SingleTearToTheEye