Vintage, red VW bug? Yes please.

So, I bought some hair dye. It's not exactly the shade that my mum wanted, but whatevs.

I would like someone to translate this for me. It's supposed to be English but... Well, you see my point.

Revision: Slacker style

According to Social Interview, my two best friends are @Girdlebrick and Ryan Turton. Where are my other bros?

Social Interview is funny. Also, creepy.

Looks like someone's got hacked. It isn't me, I wouldn't make those spelling mistakes.

I've just got this in the post. Anyone fancy watching it?

Or this one:

This one:

Best Coast is going round my head right now.

Time for a low-budget movie. I am such a lonely person.

A wall and my knee. Riveting stuff.

Josh and Dinky. We're being crazy in the garden.

This animal is my world. People suck.

I'm gonna put this stuff on my hair. Should work out.

Why do we wear shoes?

I love these chilly spring-summer evenings. Me and the pug just chill.

Bedtime

Orange yoghurt?