Clearly the last tip on this bathroom wall newsletter is most important. That's why it has so many exclamation points

These people are trying to kill me. Donuts yesterday, pumpkin coffee cake today and now someone is giving these away:

There's an @HOMAGE booth at this random flea market in the short north. @camnorton is jealous of their tent. #nodoubt

Tonight I made chicken, apple and fig pizza with a walnut cream sauce and I didn't regret any of it!

This thing terrifies me. #simulationhospital

Now that I'm mayor, I have some concerns. Chief among them: should cole slaw be this bright, unnatural green color?

Working with @13abc and Susan Ross Wells on a project, hanging out on set for the noon newscast.

Giant, mascot-sized iPhone for Rocky came in today. See what you're missing, non-interns?

My day tomorrow between ten and noon. No one try to contact me.

The baby almost died making me this. #whatatrooper

Baby stole my phone. Googled "Smhnhdg" and took this picture:

Reading while the roomie plays tennis.

Video board booth is kinda intense.

Playing Quelf. No idea what's going on.

At least Borders is still able to make jokes about it all.

My new toy at work shoots t-shirts farther than your new toy at work.

Mossman curry paste? @jeffthemossman

Because the Carey, OH McDonald's is a HUGE terrorist target...