Holy shit!!! Apple after market trading FTW. #aapl

Just 69d with Five Guys. #yum

How do you make a $10k car a $80k car? #brabus #fuckingNewportBeach

Found in a truck-stop bathroom on the way to Bass Lake. #youMeetTheNicestPeopleIn

@macrumors new iPod ping support

I knew he was a douche. Vertigo really spoke to him.

@tinywino welcome

@tinywino

Hey moon! I see you.

I should have picked up a pack of cigarettes cause I like to have a smoke after I get PHO!

@plexapp this is one of the aforementioned graphical hiccups on the iPad. Only killing the app fixes it.

One perk of working in Newport Beach. #notCompletelyWorthIt

Om nom nom @drobo

Not sure if were aware, I keep my apps in James Earl Jones's head. #nowYouKnow

They have daily Bad Boys 2 viewings.

Drinking scotch with @houdat2 #manMoments

Realized the persistent "Searching..." was from me death gripping my phone.

Hey Scion driver, you suck at parking

Hey Scion driver, you suck at parking