This cheers me up: beach party for a client in Fort Myers:

So. Proud. Congratulations, @austinesch! And congrats to all the members of Bravo and Foxtrot Companies today!

Ohio: halfway between "y'all" and "you betcha!"

Today's forecast: more of this.

$&#%?!!

Take two: First this outside the Science Museum…

First this outside the Science Museum…

6:30AM call, show, and now off to Chicago. Likely won't make it to Billy Goats as the show's at the airport Hyatt.

Dear @adamsbaldwin: my submission for evening grace. That is all.

I shit you not: my airplane seat crashed.

OH: "Get the credit card and the first bag's free? My wife would LOVE a free ticket…"

Rodney Dangerfield isn't dead.

#neverforget

"All by myself…I wanna be…"

…and on the way home, just for fun, I picked up a hitchhiker. (Yes, he's on the inside.)

This one wanted to follow me home. I mean, like really. It's so CUTE! But what do I name him?

Saturday night in Tucson. Car show outside Little Anthony's. Hey, St. Paul: you #fail this year.

Lunch at the Hotel Congress at @brian_gary's recommendation.

I would like to point out that the bathroom at my hotel has…a heat lamp.

Whoomp! There it is! (Sorry, @PilotPete)

…to canyons in the ground. Arizona, I AM IN YOU!